I woke up at 4:00 a.m. with a broken heart because Matt cheated on me with a thin Kirstie Alley and acted like it was no big thing to have an affair.
So there I am, lying in bed, watching him sleep, and thinking, “I want to punch you in the nuts so hard right now.” Instead, I went back to sleep and when I got up this morning, I made sure to wake him up too and tell him this. He laughed and said, “That just proves how absurd it is. A thin Kirstie Alley? Thatpoor woman has struggle with her weight all her life. Hmmm, did she look good though.”
Then he hid under the blankets and I smacked his butt as hard as I could while tossing out a few choice cuss words. I’ve said it before “marriage is bliss and it’s nothing but sunshine shooting out of our asses around here.”
So I got up and came downstairs. In 30 minutes I have sprayed Diesel with the water bottle no less than six times. Kitty is behaving badly, very hyper this morning. He’d driving me nuts but he’s so stinking cute, whatever.
I have a great day lined up. Gettin’ shit done at work, and thinking I might bail a couple of hours early so I can go to the grocery store in order to avoid errands this weekend because I get to go into it with a clear head and want to take advantage of the free time:
- Tonight, spaghetti with homemade meat sauce, helping my dad install a new oven hood, going to hear my high school friend’s (real) rock band play at a pub in my hometown. I say hometown like it’s far away from here when it’s only 20 minutes down the road but still …
- I picked up a Spin class tomorrow morning, which is a great way to start a Saturday, but I forgot to tell my regular classes I was subbing so I won’t be bringing any numbers with me. D’oh!
- It’s going to be 50 degrees tomorrow afternoon so Matt and I are going out for an interval walk/jog together. He’s nervous, but I told him, “I haven’t run much this winter so don’t think I’m going to be all like ‘Run, Motherfucker!”
- Birthday dinner for a friend on Sunday, and I’m hoping I’ll get to bake the cake.
- My house is clean from top to bottom so I only have to change the sheets, wash the towels, and do a couple of loads of laundry–all things that can be done intermittently and without annoyance.
So, it’s shaping up to be a pretty good Friday. I need to go pack lunches and Make breakfast now.