Sometimes I wonder why I am living on campus this semester. No one ever needs me for anything. Well, last night at 2 am I heard a pounding at the door. I woke up like, “HUH?” and then heard it again. I got out of bed and grabbed a towel to wrap around myself and went and answered the door. One of the guys across the hall was out there, locked out of his bedroom.
“Oh, Cindy, you are sleeping. I’m so sorry. I’m locked out of my room. Can you let me in?”
“Sure, let me get my key.”
I get my key and put on some flip flops (I am NOT going into that apartment without protection) and in my towel wander across the hall and into their apartment. When I walk in I see another guy and two girls in the apartment. One of the girls I recognize as one of the biggest bitches on campus and she looked at me walking in in my towel and said, “Who is THAT?”
To which I replied, “I’m the RA who came to let *** into his room so he can fuck your slut ass in there later.” She sat there looking stunned while *** and the other guy snickered a bit. I unlocked the door, rolled out and went back to bed.
It’s good to know that even when I am half asleep my wit doesn’t fail me.